Folks, evidently my sarcasm doesn’t translate well to all readers, and for this I apologize (and occasionally laugh out loud).

My prior post talked about rumors, and I specifically mentioned one that circulated while I was in high school…that Mark-Paul Gosselaar had died.

1) In no way did I ever believe it.

2) I didn’t think anyone would believe it this time around.

3) I didn’t think I had written in a fashion that would allude to either of the previous points.

That said, let me categorically state: Mark-Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack Morris) is NOT dead.